December 29, 2007

Holiday Tip

Feeling lonely this holiday? Have yourself a drink! Scientists have proven it gets you laid!

A recent study shows that people who drink significant amounts of alcohol are more likely to have multiple sex partners. The news gets better—the more one drinks, the more partners one tends to have.

The only potential downside of having multiple partners is that it makes you more likely to not have a high school diploma, be male, be black, and have sex before you’re 14. If you’re cool with the above, then have a drink and enjoy!

Dec 29, 2007 3:59:23 PM

1 Comment

Greg

You're right. And didn't beer point this out long ago? "Helping people get laid since 1703"? Yawn; what's new?

Posted by: Greg | January 04, 2008 at 08:39 PM

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